A 30-year-old Fredericton man who snuck up on unsuspecting
female sunbathers this summer and ejaculated in their hair is going to jail.
Daniel Kelly Gould of 1108 Woodstock Rd., pleaded guilty in
August to May 5 and July 17 counts of indictable sexual assault.
Judge Mary Jane Richards sentenced Gould Wednesday to a
total of 10 months in jail on the two offences.
The court was told the sexual assaults occurred at Odell
Park and Wilmot Park.
In the Odell incident, the victim was tanning and had her
eyes closed only to have someone ejaculate in her hair and on her shoulder. The
suspect, later determined to be Gould, ran off, but was subsequently arrested
by police.
The second incident happened as a woman was sitting in a
chair sunbathing at Wilmot Park. The victim suddenly became aware that someone
was standing behind her and masturbating.
Gould was later identified through semen recovered from the
victim’s hair. It was matched to an earlier DNA sample taken from Gould.
Crown prosecutor Hillary Drain said going to a public park
and ejaculating on women minding their own business isn’t acceptable.
lol, i thinks its a nice way to tell someone you like them
ReplyDeleteThanks Hillary Drain, now we know!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but the last line of this article is HILARIOUS! Hats off to you Hilary Drain..
ReplyDeleteWhat if they weren't minding their own business..?
ReplyDeleteFor those who think that's acceptable, Drain just eliminated a lot of confusion....thank you.
ReplyDeleteTo the first person who said it is a nice way to tell someone that you like them, you are as sick as the pervert who did it.
ReplyDeleteLighten up
DeleteAmen. Ya know you love it!
DeleteYou are just pissed it did not happen to you.
DeleteThat is some funny shit!!!
DeleteFunny @ss post. Nothin' like some surprise nut while tanning.
Deletetake it easy spluge breath
DeleteHonestly? I guess there are some things that just can't be bought--like a sense of humor, or the intelligence to recognize sarcasm...otherwise, I'd start passing a collection plate around for ya.
DeleteIf you get a sense of humor now, that'll be the end of it.
DeleteI will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don't...
I will look for you.
I will find you.
And I will spaff in your hair.
i havent laughed this hard in weeks...LOL
ReplyDeleteWow.....just wow!!
ReplyDeleteEvidently he's not much for conversation.
ReplyDeleteThere's something about hairy...
ReplyDeleteTen months? That's it? "Unacceptable" doesn't even begin to describe it.
ReplyDeleteParaphilia involving non-consenting victims is often an exploratory phase for serial rapists.
This is predatory behaviour usually displayed by persons as an intermediate phase that occurs between the stalking phase and moving on to serial rape or serial murder.
This isn't funny. It's part of a very twisted developmental curve in abnormal behaviour.
I strongly suspect this behaviour will escalate once this person is released. I highly doubt he can be rehabilitated, and certainly not in 10 months.
Very true. No doubt that he will most likely escalate his "attacks" until it reaches rape or worse, serial murders.
DeleteI disagree. It's hilarious. Quit whining, wash your hair and get back to work.
DeleteQuite the contrary, many paraphiliacs have their own very specific triggers. Some guy who likes feet and licks the toes of sunbathers doesn't necessarily eventually become a "leg man". Sexual paraphilias actually have an OCD type component that sometimes has good success with medication. This escalation behavior you are talking about is less about paraphilias and more about the violent rape sort of behaviors. People who expose or peep are most aroused by exposing or peeping. In general they don't become violent. People who are violent may start with small animals and escalate eventually to humans but "organic" paraphiliacs are garden variety "pervs" that often are treatable unless there is a learned component as in being indoctrinated into learning to like something at an early age. Read this case study: http://www.brainphysics.com/research/exhibit_zohar94.html .
DeleteThere's something about Mary...
DeleteSadly we can try and wrap up a person's behavior with a neatly wrapped psychological diagnosis basing our opinions on what we have read, studied, or worked with. I worked the Special Victims Unit for over a year and currently do computer forensics. As an LEO you see some of the worst types of individuals around and if there is one thing that I have learned, is always expect the unexpected. I use this standard phrase in regards to the less likely of suspects. Those that you never would suspect of anything, men and women alike all fall into this category. Burglars, arsonist, stalkers, to name a few can always graduate to a more sinister category. But so can that individual that surf's the web looking for porn. I interviewed an engineer that was an absolute genius. Companies would pay $100,000.00 at the drop of a hat to retain his services for a few days. We arrested him for procession of over 3,000 child porn images on his personal computer and even his work laptop. During our interview the one thing that he said that I remembered the most was that he started looking at adult pornography and after a long period of time it started to get boring to him. In an effort to regain the excitement that he once felt he started digging deeper and would visit some of the more taboo websites. Needless to say, he allowed that urge to carry him far over the line into an area that continued the victimization of children worldwide.
DeleteAs an LEO you tend to make humor out of some of the most sensitive and painful offences you can imagine and this is a coping mechanism. For example, you tend to hear this type of humor from some first responders, backup units, and detectives. This humor or sarcasm is a way of coping and believe it or not helps them concentrate on the task at hand. The initial information is the most important and you have to be able to focus. (I am not telling you anything you don’t already know here) Most of the men and women that I work with show true compassion to victims and the public at hand. Trust me, looking at some people from behind the badge you say to yourself, “Does it ever get any better?”
Some of you have made humor of this offense, and I believe you are taking the “Family Guy” approach. In some ways it’s funny and comical to think of some desperate semen slinging loner out sharing the love with unwilling objects of his affection (or infection, desease, or only God knows what). You know, living in his mom’s basement, writing his manifesto and surfing the net for porn. Is that reality? In several ways I am sure that it is, but I wouldn’t go pigeonholing this offender yet. What you don’t think about is the question, where did this all start? In one investigation we arrested a 14 year old male for exposing himself. That same kid later convinced a 6 year old to start a fire at an apartment. Thankfully someone saw the fire and put it out before it got out of hand.
I went a long way to simply say that sometimes you can see the humor in something only to step back, disengage your 14 year old humor button, man up, and then look at the broad picture and see how sad and sick this behavior really is.
I am sure that the father who’s sixteen year old daughter was abducted at night at the ATM machine and driven to the back of an abandoned warehouse would appreciate your humor. His daughter was forced to perform oral sex on two black males until they managed to share their happy sprinkles.
Do you think she would find humor in this story?
I will say that the woman named Hillary Drain and her comment's didn't help much.
DeleteHi, I'm the same guy who wrote about paraphilias above. I just want to point out that the LEO's story about the guy who got bored with regular porn and moved to illegal porn proves my point. It would have *dis*proven my point if this guy graduated from regular porn to abducting children from the city park. I'm not saying that collecting child porn is ok or victimless and shouldn't be a crime (God knows it isn't). I'm also not saying that a guy who peeps using binoculars won't eventually move to peeping directly in windows then to sneaking into houses to peep from closets. I'm saying it's unlikely that a peeper will graduate to abducting people so he can lock them away and peep on them 24/7. Unlike the original poster, I am unable to concede that a guy who slings seed is going to graduate to a much more violent crime like rape (orally or otherwise). Non violent paraphiliacs tend to stay in their lane.
DeletePS-sometimes race mentions add something to the story. In the case of the the above mention about the 16 yr. old who was orally raped...it doesn't. I don't know the race of park slinger and his race is inconsequential. Do offensive stereotypes really help the story? If you told me my 16 year old daughter was orally raped by one asian male with a skinny 4 inch erection should I feel better about it?
Why should it matter if someone doesn't see the humor in this story? If twenty people find something funny, and one doesn't, are the others obligated to *not* see humor in it? Is that even possible? Are we supposed to pretend we don't see the humor?
DeleteIf I think it's funny, and you don't, that's just too bad for you. Go do something else while I'm busy laughing.
Re Race and Sexual Crimes.
DeleteUS Crime statistics show concretely a disproportionate representation of black men convicted of sexual crimes.
Furthermore, black minors are disproportionately represented with respect to population in child-welfare protective placements (foster care etc).
That is not to say black men are more inclined to sexual violence- the statistics simply illustrate the highest convictions per capita with respect to for percentage population are black males.
White sexual offenders are statistically more often serial offenders- most worryingly pedophiles or involved in highly per-meditated and organized heinous acts such as sexual kidnapping imprisonment, torture & murder.
BTK killer, Ted Bundy etc are prime examples.
Asian males are statistically negligible in US convictions- which opens another Pandora's box.
Paraphilia +sexual predators.
The internet has empowered perverts who would otherwise be incarcerated in psychiatric institutions to feel normal.
They are not- they are sick individuals.
Exhibitionists are statistically more likely than not to escalate in their depravity, boldness etc- unless caught and monitored (deterred).
Numerous serial killers and rapists have commenced their induction into depraved through exhibitionism.
It is not a matter for debate- the overwhelming preponderance of evidence makes any disagreement moot.
Brigadier (ret) Provost (Indonesian Military Police) and BriMob (Paramilitary Police)- Prof Criminology, University Indonesia.
Why r all the seemingly "expert" posters anonymous? Shake the "happy sprinkles" off and take a hike
DeleteYou first, "Anonymous."
DeleteTo the guy with all the race data-if I (as a cop) spend 80% of my time focusing on the black population because I believe that they are more deviant and prone to crime, will not about 80% of the people I catch being deviant and criminal be black? I remember well being questioned and harassed by cops since the age of about 9 or 10 just because I lived in the projects. By the way, I've never been to jail, but if I was that sort of person, the chances I would be caught were statistically many times higher than some kid in suburbia who might have been more deviant than I. A *lot* of project kids who do one stupid thing (just like suburban kids do at that age) can ruin the rest of their lives because not only are they more likely to be caught, but prejudgement means they are more harshly punished when they *do* get caught. http://news.stanford.edu/news/2012/may/race-juvenile-offenders-052412.html
DeleteI guess we will find out.
DeleteToo funny!!! Hillary drain in a ejaculation case bahahaha...he's a walking tanning lotion dispencer ...
ReplyDeleteWhat do you suppose she said to him after: "Come here often?"
ReplyDeleteIf it is a "legitimate" ejaculation, the woman's hair has a way of turning this into conditioner
ReplyDeletethis is the funniest comment on here, i dont know if everyone will get this one, if they dont follow american news they wont
DeleteI get it and it great I laughed my ass off
Delete*golf clap*
DeleteWinner.
DeleteI saw.
ReplyDeleteI concurred.
I came.
I lol'd, will come again.
ReplyDelete♪♫ There was something in your hair that night,
ReplyDeleteit made me fight,
F E R N A N D O....♪♫
I like the picture associated with the article but unfortunately, I cannot see any semen on her.
ReplyDeleteThe one on my screen is covered with it!
DeleteA concerned citzen worried about the health risks of melanoma provided free sunscreen. Where is the crime in that?
ReplyDeleteI guess you could say that it's raining men in Odell park.
ReplyDeletewhat about all the police that have done way too many rapes and killings and drugs and thief's that get away with it because they say they had no choice, the job made them do it.
ReplyDeleteWow, I just wasted 6 mins of my life I will never get back by reading all of this hillarious garbage. Some ppl need to just take a joke sometime. LoL
ReplyDeleteJust another Obama supporter spreading the message
ReplyDeleteI wanted to laugh so hard at the unfortunate mishaps of Gould's leavings. But i laughed anyway thank to Mrs Drain advice. Sorry i just could not hold it in...**Snicker...Snicker**
ReplyDeleteis it okay if he ejaculates on men? where is this park?...for that matter, where the heck is fredericton???
ReplyDeleteThis is 2012. That line doesn't work anymore el polacko.
Deletehttp://lmgtfy.com/?q=Where+is+Fredericton%3F#seen
New Brunswick, Canada
DeleteWasn't semen. It was a wee shower. A Gould-en shower.
ReplyDeletePS- If sportsmen regularly engage in homo-erotic bonding behaviors such as "golden showers"- is the "Goulden shower" the next logical step?
It was actually J Walter Weatherman:
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So..... Either way, he gets off right? Good for him, those broads should have opened up and said AHHHHHHH.
ReplyDeleteShe was asking for it, she was wearing a tight bathrobe
ReplyDeleteI drank homebrew this guy made in 1997, im the real victim
ReplyDeleteits just like when a dog licks it just mean he likes you
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